B. Y. E
I never thought I would ever tag something both “coca cola” and “nativity scene” but here we are.
Do you ever go to your fridge because you’re hungry, but once you open it you just stare inside and want none of it? You open your pantry but still nothing appeals to you. Maybe someone even comes and suggests something, and even though you don’t know what you want, you still know that everything they said isn’t right. So you just stand around confused and hungry for no reason.
That’s what it’s like to be an asexual with a sex drive.
I think a lot about how the Vorta canonically have no sense of aesthetics and how that would probably extend to various art forms, so they would be completely unable to distinguish the artistic merit of Citizen Kane from that of The Room.
a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it
sssshit. hshsit shit shit shit sshit sthis thi sthi shit
so the TwitchPlaysPokemon channel has a 3DS setup for the upcoming playthrough of pokemon x, and
they somehow managed to get into the home menu from a game, and post on the fucking miiverse
here is their work of art
The US government has their best heiroglyphologists working on translating it
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD
im gonna fuck that horse
when you ship something your friend doesn’t
hats like Gaston
baseball bats like Gaston
No one spends all day thinking of cats like Gaston
No one plays like Gaston
No one pays like Gaston
No one says an appropriate phrase like Gaston.
MY WHAT A GUY, THAT GASTON
I enjoyed this immensely.