you claim tumblr has taught you a lot of things but i mean half of you still dont understand how to merely scroll past something you dont like instead of sending someone death threats so
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
the look of abject confusion on his face when he turns back and the cup and pen aren’t hanging in the air where he left them…!
where he left them
and I turned around to look at my friend…
do you sEE
THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
I DONT UNDERSTAND LIFE
THERES A TIME AND A PLACE FOR MUCKING AROUND
the industrial revolution was a lot like when you finally figure out how to upgrade your skills in a game after not knowing how to do it for several levels and then just goin nuts
i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like
‘i freaking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’
The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.